From misty forests and dense thickets, the goblins emerged in pursuit of their unending quest: to scavenge treasures poorly understood and left behind by humanity. It was during one such quest that they came across a coffee like no other and made it their own.
Stocking their storerooms of goblin lairs across the land, this rare but delicious Goblin Gulp is brewed on special occasions. Through a fortunate turn of events a small amount of this famed elixir is offered to you here and now. In your hands is a thing of greatness, and we know it will energize your adventures!
Taste notes include caramel, nuts, dark chocolate and lime orange. Medium velvety body.
This is, by far, my most favorite. I'll need to stock up on more and horde it for later.
I bought the goblin gulp coffee and the wizards mist because I'm a dork. I'm a serious coffee snob, so I expected them to be terrible, but it was something cute to drink on game days. But man was I pleasantly surprised when I poured my first cup! The wizards mist is pretty good, but the goblin gulp blew me away. It's so amazingly smooth! And the flavor profile is phenomenal. I can't recommend this brew highly enough.
Upon buying this wonderful roast, i immediately ground and brewed a fresh cup. As per the directions on the back of the bag, i decided to chug it once it was finished brewing(afterall, goblin gulp is best to chug). This was a terrible mistake and i regretted it almost instantly, as i would spend the next 8 hours in the ER having doctors shake their heads at my lack of common sense. After fully recovering, i decided to give it another go(this time without chugging it) and found that it was actually quite tasty when its not burning my mouth, tongue, and esophagus! Do yourself a favor and give this coffee a try today!
Just a great cup of coffee, whether deep in the mines of the Underdark, or healing from Kobold wounds in the Red Dragon Inn.
Best go juice
Don't eat bean.
Drink hot bean juice.