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Smuggler's Run - Vanilla Spiced Rum - 2.5 oz Whole Bean Sample

Smuggler's Run - Vanilla Spiced Rum - 2.5 oz Whole Bean Sample

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Discover and enjoy this intoxicatingly delicious 100% Colombian coffee, from our own farms in the mountains, layered with Caribbean Vanilla and a touch of Sweet Spiced Rum flavor and amazing smell. Stock your holds with this fine supply. You and your crew will be happier for it!

Smuggler's Rum - A Pirate's Tale

"The dim lantern creaked as it swung on the bow of the leaky longboat. In the early morning swell, grizzled men rowed in the dwindling moonlight. The pirate's ship, the Dark Carnival, slowly disappeared into the fog behind them.

The thundering rolling rumble of the waves crashing on the sand shook them deep in their chests as they approached the shore. The transaction of the evening had been signed in blood between their captain and the dark entity who waited for them in the sea cliffs ahead. Some say this entity was a warlock, some say an even a lich. But such are the rumors that swirl in hushed whispers aboard a pirate ship.

Only the captain himself knew what was in the locked chests in the longboat’s bottom. The locked chests had been promised to the evil party who waited with payment on the dismal beach.
Sitting in the aft of the small boat, the captain chewed an unlit pipe as he worked the rugged wood tiller against the tide. The waves suddenly lifted them and drove them quickly towards the beach. A green glow appeared on the shore...

"That would be him", the captain said in a low voice, "that would be him... "

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Customer Reviews

Based on 3 reviews
Lawrence Olsen
It's a pirate's life for me

The best non-alcoholic rum flavored beverage this side of the Caribbean. A real treasure of a drink to start the morning with.

A Nice Blend of Coffee Flavor and Extra Flavors

It was delicious! The spiced rum flavor complemented the coffee flavor. It was not overpowering, but subtle and pleasant.

Rebecca Lipscomb
Smugglers Rum

Good bean and rum flavor was light enough to not over take the coffee